Ellen Moyse and Isobel Watson, of Rue d’Epicérie, Bordeaux, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you’d expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn’t hold with such nonsense. Incredibrie Cheesy Isobel was a waitress at a pub called Punnings, which sold burgers. She was tall and blonde with a friendly smile, although not much of a talent for carrying trays. Ellen was small and also blonde and had nearly half the usual amount…
Ellen, Isobel & the Smorgasbord of Fromage
